Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Top 10 Reasons for Beverly Hills Health Insurance


Beverly Hills city is world famous for the lavish lifestyle and the pampering it offers to the rich and famous. With such wealth there is still the issue of health insurance and the rich are not exempt for this. Here is the top 10 reasons why you need to have Beverly Hills Health Insurance.

#10 Having your wife or girlfriend shop at Saks or Tiffany's is enough to give you and your wallet a heart attack.

#9 You may get trampled by the herd of paparazzi in search of their next celebrity victim.

#8 Wearing those Bumble Bee glasses may actually cause you to lose your eyesight. The price of keeping up with the Beverly hills crowd.

#7 With Det. Axel Foley running around, you actually might get hit by a stray a bullet.

#6 The constant schmoozing, kisses on the lips and total fakeness may result in neck seizures or a brain aneurysm for expending so much energy to appear real.

#5 Going from an A cup to a D cup is the order of the day in Beverly Hills. Fake plastic breasts, health insurance wont pay for this but...... (see #2)

#4 The chemical treatments to transform you from black, brown or red hair to blond might actually burn your scalp or worse affect your brain.

#3 At age 18 you will need that nose job. At age 20 you will need that breast augmentation. At age 30 you will need ample amounts of Botox. At age 40 you will need tummy tuck. At age 50 you will need liposuction. At age 60 you will need that ever important face lift. At age 70 you need to be resurrected from the dead. This is all made possible with health insurance.

#2 When those fake mounds of plastic joy actually make you sick, then its time to make use of your Beverly Hills health insurance.

#1 With Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan loose on the streets health insurance is a must in the city of Beverly Hills. DUI's, they are an accident to happen, lets hope your not the one under the car.

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